My new life begins

I was pulled from my safe haven where I'd been sitting nice and comfy for a long, long time. I creaked and groaned a bit but it felt good to come out into the sunshine.

I was walked around and told I was filthy. What is filthy? Does anyone have a mirror?

The lady sprayed me and gave me a good massage; ah, that felt so good. Then she washed my eyes so I could see better.

I can SEE!

Another lady came and got inside my tummy and starter taking out all the junk I'd been saving all this time. Lots of junk came out. They didn't call it junk, they called it 'supplies'.

She said I have MILDEW and spiders! I'm glad those tickley things are gone.

The lady said I'm going to move. But they did move me, up onto the hill above my safe haven. I've been sitting here all summer. Once in a while someone comes to visit but not very often. I wonder what's up?

They did give me new kickers.

 My old ones were kinda cracked up, from all the laffing we have done over the years.

My new kicks are speedy fast and bright black. Yippee, I can't wait to go for a spin.

I can't wait to get out on the open road and have adventures again. I wasn't made to sit idle for year after year.

I promise, on my honor, to share everything with you, my fans. Everything I do at home or on trips, if I get new clothes or I have an operation. We should have a nice time together.

Love ya,
LRC